Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...