Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!