Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
‘Please cheese me’!
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What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Daylight savings time
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Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Why do mice have long tails?
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