A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...