PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...