Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!