Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...