The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.