Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...