Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...