Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...