Why is a violist like a terrorist?
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A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
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A man calls his mother in Florida….
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Fly out of Genoa
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It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
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