God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...