Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...