New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...