God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.