Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...