Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...