Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!