The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Swamp Lake!
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What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Problems from the start
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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
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Keep fit… die healthy.
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde avoiding trees
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