Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...