Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...