Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...