Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!