Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...