Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...