Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...