God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...