SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...