What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.