Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...