What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...