Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...