Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...