Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...