At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...