Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...