Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...