The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...