Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...