The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...