Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...