My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...