Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...