Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...