What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...