Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...