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Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Monica’s Favorite Food
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3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
My daughter is your reward
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Long and Hard
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This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...