Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...