Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...